December 21, 2012

O Leather Leggings


Breakdown: sweatshirt- Gap, thermal- Levi's,
leggings- Zara, loafers- TJ Maxx, shades- kensie.

O Leather Leggings (to the tune of "O Christmas Tree"):

O leather pants, O leather pants,
How soft and stretchy are you.
O leather pants, O leather pants,
You never fail me, do you?

You're soft and tiiiiight and suck me in.
Even when I'm not as thin.
O leather pants, O leather pants,
I wish I had more of you.

You bring the biker chick out of me,
You go with er'thing, don't you see?
O leather pants, O leather pants,
You and me n'er disagree.

You look looooong and lean, my dear.
Those loaves of bread have none to fear.
O leather pants, O leather pants,
With you my ducts with not tear.

O leather pants, O leather pants,
Your seams are cool and sassy.
O leather pants, O leather pants,
You make me feel quite dashy.


4 comments:

  1. I'm sorry Suze didn't give the go-ahead on the former version. ;)

    Nevertheless, your poem is magical. So are the fit of these obviously fab leggings.

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  2. awesome!

    http://glamourgirl-bg.blogspot.com/

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  3. The creativity of this post is overwhelming.
    It sounds like I'm being sarcastic, but I'm really just completely serious.
    I love this look.
    Especially the sunglasses.
    Also when I read the title I immediately started singing it to the tune of O Holy Night not O Christmas Tree, but ya know.

    xo
    Olivia
    http://www.wanderlust-and-such.blogspot.com

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